Teagan came into the office this morning and asked, “what are you listening to, Daddy?”
Me (absentmindedly): An album called Never Mind the Bollocks by the Sex Pistols.
Teagan: What’s a “bollocks”?
Me: Um… (crap) they’re uh, well, it’s another word for cow testicles.
Teagan: You’re listening to music about cow testicles?
Me: Well no. No, in the UK, bollocks is a word used instead of bullshi…it’s a bad word in England. Let’s leave it at that for now, ok?
Teagan: Ok. Seems kind of weird though.
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